The Sex Quiz... Are You Up For It?

The Sex Quiz... Are you Up For It?
Body: Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)

Copy this and post your own bulletin!
Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].

-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.


Repost with your score listed in the title...Have fun!

I scored a 5!! I dare anyone to beat that!!

See you in the moonlight.

First Love

Well first of all I am so sorry that I haven't written in quite a while. It has been crazy around here with Thanksgiving and all.

But I have been thinking a lot lately about my first love. I don't know why. I haven't heard from him lately. He just popped into my head one day and I haven't been able to get him out of there. He and I of course met in while we were still in highschool. However, we didn't go to the same school. We didn't even live in the same state. I was just visiting my father for the summer. And he was the hot guy that lived across the street.

His friend and he came across the street one day and threw a note over the fence. It gave us ( my sister and I) their names and phone number. It asked us to call them if we wanted to get to know them. I did. From that day on we hung out a lot together. But we didn't start dating for a couple of weeks. He actually dated my sister first. But nothing really happened betweeen them except a couple of kisses. Then on July 4th we all went to the park to see the fireworks. He used his jacket to put under my head so that I was comfortable. And then he let me lay in his lap. I was in lust from the very beginning. He kissed me finally during the finalle (sp?) of the fireworks show. It was magic.

We spent every day together. The summer was a whirlwind of love. It hit me like a ton of bricks just like he said it would. When the summer was over and I had to go back across the country to live with my mom, I was very upset. I knew I would somehow make it back there soon and go to school with him.

Six months later I moved out here to be with him. We dated only briefly. And as usual teenagers we broke up. He was having a lot of problems at home. His mom is an alcoholic. He didn't want to put me through that. Then a couple of months later we went to prom together. I thought everything would be alright and we would be together forever.

Then he wasn't doing so hot in school. His issues with his mom grew. And he moved in with another girl from school whose parents were only slightly o.k. with it. I was heartbroken. A week later he married her. Then a month after that he joined the Army.

Later that year I find out from his sister that he was carrying a picture of me in his pocket while waiting at the altar for his wife. While he was in bootcamp his wife cheated on him and got pregnant. When he came home he filed for divorce. It just so happened to be July 4th weekend again.

Of course we had a wonderful couple of weeks together again. I broke up with my boyfriend at the time to be with him again. He proposed and said that I could go to Germany later after he had been there a little while to get a place set up for us. I would go to college there while he would be in the field most of the time. And then after he left, distance and time got between us again. We never seemed to have time on our side. Circumstances always seemed to keep us apart.

I of course had been dating a few months after he left. I didn't hear from him for months at a time. So I didn't know if he was dating or what. Later when I was moving in with a guy for the first time I received a letter from First Love asking what happened and were we still planning on getting married. I still wanted to regardless of the person I was seeing at the time. But then another couple of months passed before getting any more information. A year after he left, he got a girl pregnant and married her. I was devastated again.

And now years later I still love him. Even though I am married. And so is he. He has 2 girls now. The funny thing is that a few months ago when we found each other again, he said if things had gone the way we had planned, we definitely would have gotten married. And lately I realize why they didn't happen the way we had planned. He is very bad about communicating. I email him all the time. He rarely writes back. That was our problem 15 years ago.

Of course none of this changes the fact that I am still very much in love with him. Curiously though we never had sex. We fooled around a lot, But no actual sex. He said he wanted it to be very special. Not in the back of a car or something. He wanted there to be candlelight and music. At the time I thougt it was sweet. But I also wanted to jump his bones. When we first started dating I hadn't had sex yet. But after he had been married and then came back, I had sex plenty of times. So I was definitely ready. So because of all of that I long for him and yearn for him.

There has only been one other person whom I loved nearly as much. And unfortunately it isn't my husband. But I would have ,and might still, left any one I was dating to be with my first love. He means that much to me. But he is happy with his wife and family and I won't do anything to hurt him.

See you in the moonlight.

Sex in Costume

I just remembered a little weird thing from over the weekend. It was when my friends and I went out for Halloween. We got dressed up of course and went to the bar to dance and have a good time. Of course Halloween is my favorite holiday, partly because everyone dresses up. I definitely don't think of it as a kids holiday. I have even hooked up once or twice ( before I got married) with someone on Halloween.

Actually this is something I want to discuss. When I was at the bar, I of course was seeing a lot of people that had masks or makeup that totally hid what they looked like. But the weird thing was that I was strangely attracted first to a guy dressed like Michael Myers from the movie Halloween. Then there was a group of guys that had on white bland face masks but they were dressed up like business men with different hats, one was a fidora, a derby, and so on. I am not exactly sure what I liked so much about the fact that I couldn't see their faces. The funny thing is that I imagined them to be hot. They had great bodies. The women on the other hand were mostly wearing costumes that showed their faces and other assests. Of course I thought some of them were hot. But it didn't do the same thing as the men wearing masks.

Have any of you out there had sex with someone wearing a costume? Or someone with a mask on? Or someone you couldn't really see their face.

I actually had an experience like this before I met my husband. I was doing this chat line thing for a while. And I met, what I thought was a pretty decent guy. We really hit it off. I invited him over late one night and left the door open. With only a little candlelight for him to find his way to my bedroom. It was very interesting to have sex with someone before seeing what they looked like. To enjoy the feel of someone without seeing them. I loved it. ( Of course I knew , and still do, this was dangerous). The messed up part is in the light of day neither one of us really wanted to see each other again.

But I remember well how much it turned me on.

See you in the moonlight.

Crazy Sex

Hi, just wondering how many of you out there still have crazy sex now that you are married. Of course we all do it once in a great while. But I guess now that I have been with my husband for almost 8 years, things have just gotten into more of the same old, same old.

I started thinking about this as we were watching a movie tonight and the leading man picked up his woman and had her legs wrapped around his waist as he was carrying her to the bed. I know that isn't really kinky or anything. It just got me thinking about the last time my husband I did that and more. Sadly the last time he picked me up like that was our wedding night. I still weigh the same though, so it's not like he couldn't do it now. He just doesn't.

I know that having kids also makes it difficult to get as creative sometimes. Especially since I tend to be really vocal. I don't want the kid to think something is wrong and try to get in our room. Or wake him up. But sometimes I think now that we have a kid, shouldn't we get even more creative? We have less time, there is the chance of getting caught. All of the things that used to turn me on as a teenager should still work today, right?

So what tricks do you have that you could share? I really want to know. I miss being so crazy in love and lust that all I think about is sex. And all I want to do is sex. And I really miss that my husband doesn't feel this way anymore.

So tell me a story whether it is recent or not about a crazy sexy wonderful time of sex. One that you long to remember or recreate. I will be thinking on this one as well. Hopefully not too long. I can't wait to read your responses.

See you in the moonlight.