Monday, June 05, 2006

Sample Sexual Soul Mates Reading

I did this one about me and my ex, Mr. Big (Anon)


Your Desire: The Basis of Your Mutual Attraction

Venus Mutually Aspects Uranus:

The sexual magnetism between you is as intense as it is unpredictable. One minute you feel like you can't get enough of one another, and if you can't get your hands on one another you'll explode; but the next minute you may both feel an odd sense of aloofness that is a bit confusing, to say the least. The instability of your sex life may underline a greater instability in your relationship; still, rollercoasters are undeniably exciting, and you two love to party and have fun together.

From the very beginning of your involvement with one another, neither of you knew what to expect next. Your sexual involvement likely took off early and fast and has been unpredictable from the start. You may enjoy engaging in "risky behavior" together -- public displays of affection, the mile-high club and more -- or perhaps your sex life is sporadic, with one or both of you disappearing for indefinite periods of time and then returning for hot and heavy sex play, no explanations offered. If your relationship is long-term, you will both have to get used to the fact that your sexuality will always be intense but will subside, unpredictably, for periods of time and then come rushing back, full force. SaphireLover, in particular, may find Mr. Big unreliable or unwilling to make a commitment.

Your relationship in general is somewhat erratic and unstable (and therefore exciting), as is your sex life together. Sometimes you feel as if you just can't get enough of one another, as if you'll explode if you can't get your hands on one another immediately! The problem is, at other times you'll feel rather cold toward one another -- or, worse, one of you will be hot and heavy while the other coolly rebuffs any sexual advances. It may be difficult to maintain this relationship on a long-term basis as it may start to seem like one or both of you always has hurt feelings; however, the passion you arouse in one another is undeniable and may prove too addictive to give up willingly. Try not to take it personally if your partner rejects your sexual advances at times, and try to be kind when you reject those of your partner.

SaphireLover's Venus Opposition Mr. Big's Jupiter:

You both feel completely open and uninhibited when you're together, and your sex play, like the rest of your relationship, is characterized by an air of fun and games. Sex is like a romp for both of you! Neither of you feels a bit of hesitation about asking for what you want or need or inviting the other to take part in acting out fantasies. Your intimate relationship both reflects and furthers the happiness of your relationship outside the bedroom.

Hey Mr. Big tell me if you agree with this assessment of our sexual history. I do think it is accurate. We certainly had a good time while we were together. Although the only one of us that ever said no, was you.

1 Comments:

At 4:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds pretty damned accurate to me. Scary stuff.

 

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